
I babysat the D kids for the last time today, so I thought I would take them somewhere special. THE ZOO!!!!!
In a nutshell: Tons of things could have gone wrong...for example, I could have had a hard attack from the sheer stress of corralling 3 kids around a crowded zoo. But thankfully nothing bad happened. It went surprisingly smooth. Thank goodness. Thank goo-ddd-ne-sssssss.
Anecdote Time!
A funny thing happened right outside the sea lion exhibit. There was a lady on a motorized scooter who was trying to maneuver past all the kids...Lailah moves out of the way and comes running over to me. She asks me what that thing is that the lady is riding on. I think she wanted one for herself.
I was trying to pay attention to the whereabouts of the other two kids, so my answer came out fast and without thought.
"It's an electric chair, sweetie." I didn't realize what I said until I heard a couple of guys behind me snickering.
"No, let me rephrase that...It's a motorized scooter...It helps her get around easier." Much better.
Lailah, probably not paying attention anyway, said "oh, ok" and ran back to the sea lions.
Yay! I have an excuse though. I had had only one cup of coffee.